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stories horny af ppl read. bitch- i bet ur like 11 or 25 with no life. go touch some fucking grass
'i love me some sex story'
'bitch js get a prostitute'
by yeWONaHEN April 24, 2024
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sexing

A lot of these other definitions are wrong, so here's the actual definition.

(v.) The process by which the sex of a sexually dimorphic animal is determined. This is commonly done biologists and agricultural workers.
Bob: Are you done sexing those animals like I told you to?
Jeff: Yep! It was a bit difficult getting my dick inside that duck, but-
Bob: WHAT THE ACTUAL FU- Sexing means to determine whether the animal is male or female! Are you even a real scientist?!
Jeff (thinking): Ack! He's on to me!
(Jeff then runs away)
by PersonWhoExists50306 March 14, 2021
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ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION

PENNSYLVANIA AIR STRIP ...LOCATION
NON PENETRABLE

FLIGHT 93 PERPETUITY

AGAINST ELDER ABUSE ...EXAGGERATION ABUSE

...FEIGN ABUSE
...WHISTLEBLOWER TOP SECRET INSTALLATION...and SCUM WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM
HYGIENE EQUIPMENT THEFT ABUSE PROTECTION

NOTHING LIKE SHIT

RELIGIUOUS RATIONALIZATION that shows the fact....

STICK THE LANDING SEXUALLY.
Due to HA HA HA there will be a change of climate of an ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION on the PENNSYLVANIA AIR STRIP.

The DEDICATION TO SHANKSVILLE ON THE PENNSYLVANIA AIR STRIP THE MAGA PEOPLE will make this TRUMP CARD POSSIBLE.

THE biggest fact that the vast grand majority engage in ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION by interference with the SO CALLED GAY BASHERS are as just expected arriving in a DIGESTIVE LOGICAL FASHION even though nature seems to want to disagree and some of the NATURE in itself EMPATHIZE about the PROCREATIVITY IMPOSSIBILITY...

IT'S when this fact is so endemic that the ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION shows there is an ABORTED behavior that makes no sense to this main fact and that is the practice of ALIMENTARY SEX is done by the VAST MAJORITY OF THE HUMAN RACE in fact FARTING LIVES MATTER.

IT is when the determination of a SEX PARTNER is done by the BABIES AND CHILDREN as this is ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION put into practice by the WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM which is spelled out ON THE MONEY.
by FAG PARENT FAG AWOL September 3, 2022
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coatroom sex

When she takes off your pants....and Jacket..
Me and my ex had to pull some coatroom sex the other night
by Apha Kinnewon December 30, 2023
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common sex

Using common sense to make decisions while having sexual intercourse.
Tom and Lisa really struggled to agree on positions in the bedroom because they had no common sex.
by Wanda Moore April 19, 2018
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up-sexed

She looks up-sexed in that skimpy dress.
by uttam maharjan November 7, 2010
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intrusive sex thoughts

It’s like I have hyperactive libido ramped up to 1000x. Sex dominates my thoughts every waking moment of every day. Masterbation helps for all of 5 minutes then it’s back on. Obviously I’m addicted to porn as it helps me masterbate more often to calm the unending torrents, but I’ve been trying really hard to quit as it’s so bad for my mental health and the way I see women, and my hyperactive libido has gotten so much worse. I can’t find any outlet for it at all; nothing I try can make it just stop.
by Bad C dev April 13, 2023
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