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Noise Violation

What happens when you're throwing a bomb ass party and someone calls the cops because the music bothers them. Cops like to get these so they can bust underage parties.
Assholes.
That party was awesome, until the cops showed up for a noise violation and busted everyone.
by apfunction April 7, 2010
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Noose bait

A racial slur for any member of the African American race. Used mainly by white people in parts of Kentucky but not looked upon as necessarily racist because of its comedic value.
If I could just wiish one thing for my daughter it would be that she doesn't grow up chasing noose bait.
by djscottpeterson July 23, 2010
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Nonusexual

An otherwise straight dude who experiences strong sexual urges at the sight of New Zealand rugby player Ma'a Nonu.

In part this phenomenon can be explained by the fact that Nonu, whilst a feared competitor in a physical game, has girly hair, a tendency to wear eye make-up and, despite being an international athlete, a sizeable rack.
Calvin: Dude, whoa, hot chick alert. And she's playing some sort of wierd netball in a tight black shirt.
Marshall: Its rugby you Nonusexual

Franklin: Man I got with this chick last week and took her back to my place. But it just wasn't happening. Then the rugby came on and I saw Ma'a. Stiff as a board straightaway and got the job done.
Keith: Hmm, sounds like Nonusexuality to me
by The_Trill_LV October 12, 2013
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noise bully

A person(s) who disturbs another person(s) quiet enjoyment of peace either purposely or doesn't care or amazingly doesn't know with their self-absorbed, child-like, disrespectful, and rude Loudness. Several examples include: talking on a cell phone, talking period, headphones/ear buds, "music" (especially distorted bass, angry rock, obscene rap), partying, arguing, yelling at kids to be quiet, TV, radio, video games, revving motorcycles, screeching tires, slamming doors, pounding repeatedly on a door, honking horns, musical instruments, loud sex, and perhaps the worst--barking dogs.
Here we go again, the noise bully in the apartment is partying and playing his "music" so loud it is disturbing everyone's quiet enjoyment of peace.
by Not a Philistine December 13, 2016
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noose

a permanent escape from living and its realities
i'm sick and tired of this shit, im tying that damn noose, adios suckers.
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Nose kink

When you look at someone or somethings (if animals make you bust) nose and you bust a phat nut
"I have a nose kink so make sure ur mask is all the way up"
"oh ew okay"
by 1l1umi June 23, 2021
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surf nose

A gush/ torrent of water released from the nose after surfing. Water becomes trapped in the nasel passage and can be released some time after you have exited the water.
"I got surf nose last night when sitting in the RockFood bar. It was very funny- my t shirt got soaked in salty water"
by nbeeee February 26, 2008
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