slap-faced disease

a disease in which it looks like you've been slapped in the face many times and itches

the corner girl had slap-faced disease

by panagos December 17, 2010

Drunk Faced

To be wasted, shit faced, plastered, etc.

Man I got so drunk faced last night!

by drnkfc January 6, 2011

twit-faced

The act of posting excessive, regrettable tweets while drunk.

I can't believe I got so twit-faced last night I tweeted my ex.

by Dooners May 5, 2011

Panda Faced

The face of a sad Asian. If you hurt an Asians feelings their face will look panda like. So being Panda Faced

Asian : " that hurts don't be mean"
White : "I'm sorry don't get all Panda Faced on me"

by kiwipixiedust June 6, 2011

Boob Faced Cunt

A cunt with the face of boobs.

Sarah Jessica Parker. Boob faced cunt. nuff said.

by A Giant Dickwang July 17, 2011

squishy-faced freshy

a baby

Seems like everyone has a squishy-faced freshy these days and their pictures are plastered all over facebook.

by NellieBells August 3, 2011

shlonker faced

getting really drunk and out of control

H: I'm not sure I remember everything that happened last night...I'm pretty sure things got a little crazy, yes?

W: Yeah, you were totally shlonker faced

by eastside_girl0649 September 12, 2012