Brad

A weak man most commonly found in the northern Virginia area. Referred to as "NOVA boi."

Hey do you guys want to come over to my place to watch the Bachelor premier and drink wine? What are you, a Brad?

by Novaboi69 January 6, 2019

Brad on a bonnet

When a guy called Brad jumps on the bonnet of a girls car at a pedestrian crossing to get her number.

Hey Brandon did you see Brad on a bonnet?
Yeah mate he was trying to get that girls number.

by Tyranasurus Wreck January 16, 2019

Braden

Braden is a jenerous caring boy who would stand up for his girlfriend. People called Braden’s girlfriend would be called Skye.

Becky: he’s so hot Braden is

Skye:DONT mess with him he’s MINE

by Skye is pretty June 8, 2019

Brad

Verb - to leave a woman (or man) within 6 months of marrying them.

It was a beautiful wedding, but 3 weeks later he'd braded her

by Com Mate June 14, 2019

Bradford

A small city somewhere in the depths of Yorkshire, almost as grim as Rotherham, Bradford is becoming less and less known amongst people due to their plummeting football team and Dynamo, their only real asset falling off. A Bradford will always be known for the place Phil Parkinson fucked off to join a superior team, Bolton Wanderers, Of which will always cast a huge shadow over Bradford.

What even is a Bradford?

A Bradford is a large German sausage.

by SilverBantnam July 23, 2019

Brad

A Brad is the worst teacher you’ll ever meet. He doesn’t like teach you and let’s you figure it out in your own. He also yells at you when you cannot figure it out. He doesn’t pay attention to your work he just gives you passing grades. You won’t really learn very many things, and he can’t accept criticism AT ALL. He lies about tests and due dates and then throws it in face like you should’ve known been a mindreader. A Brad normally has a boring voice and will talk anything but science for a whole class period.

Classmate 1: Didn’t he say we would know when the test is gonna be? We didn’t know it was gonna be today.
Classmate 2: Yeah, he basically lied to us and I don’t think that I’m going to pass.
Brad (after he grades the tests): EVERYONE PASSED THE TEST!! Who shot a deer over the weekend?
Classmate 1: I know for a fact I got everything wrong on the test, but he said I got everything right. He didn’t even look at it.

by tcoll699 July 23, 2019

Braden Boi

A meme that is very popular on tik tok

Braden boi ate some cheese

by REee kid November 6, 2019