Atheism

A rational personal conviction held by someone that theism is a falsehood.

"God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." - Neitzsche

by JM December 17, 2004

athelism

Worship of the sun instead of a Judeo-Christian God. Pretty much an excuse for atheists to not get their asses persecuted by bible thumping maniacs.

Atheism + Helios = Athelism

"Im an official member of the Universalistic Sun Worship faith!"

"You mean athelism? Thats not faith; you dont put your life in the hands of the stories told by a bunch of goat herders and fishermen with 6th grade educations. Thats being reasonable and scientific."

"Whatever. it rocks."

by Jacks Raging Bile Duct March 30, 2009

Positive Atheist

Positive Atheism is a form of atheism that asserts no gods exist. A positive atheist would be 100% certain that god is not real. This view is contrasted with negative atheism, otherwise known as agnostic atheism, which is the disbelief in god without affirming whether or not god exists or not. Positive atheists also goes by strong atheist, hard atheist, and gnostic atheist. Some other unofficial terms include: committed atheist, hardcore atheist, devout atheist, and staunch atheist.

Positive atheists are most likely to be: Marxists (dialectical materialism), Anarchists, Nihilists, Atheistic Existentialists, and Anti-Theists.

I'm a positive atheist, I do not believe in any transcendental will or god at all since neither exist in a literal sense.

by Kelmeer23 January 29, 2023

arse athlete

A homosexual gaylord bummer fag.
A bum-gineering expert.
A Martin of the fuller variety.

You dont wanna go there, it's full of shit-eaters and arse athletes!!

by Nickenstien May 25, 2007

Atheist

An atheist is simply anyone who rejects the theist claim.

No belief or disbelief is required. Atheist is certainly not a belief system. There are many valid reasons for rejecting the theist claim. The lack of evidence to support their claim is only one of them.

by ResidentAtheist May 24, 2011

Atharva

An Atharva is a lovely guy. He likes to flirt with girls, therefore cannot be a loyal boyfriend. He is usually the funniest guy you’ll meet, and you’ll instantly fall in love when you get to know him. If you get on his good side, you can feel free to be very open with him. Usually Indian, likes to play sport.

‘Omg, have you seen Atharva?’
‘He’s such a lovely guy, I’m loving him already!’

by UglyCricket69 July 19, 2021

Athemas

Christmas for Atheists. Athemas is celebrated on the 21st of December (the Winter Solstice), and entails everything that Christmas does, minus the "Christ" part.

Ansel's family are Atheists, so they get to open their presents early this year, on Athemas day. Luckily, I'll be laughing at them when they're in HELL!!

by fubsish November 7, 2009