Christmas for Atheists. Athemas is celebrated on the 21st of December (the Winter Solstice), and entails everything that Christmas does, minus the "Christ" part.
Ansel's family are Atheists, so they get to open their presents early this year, on Athemas day. Luckily, I'll be laughing at them when they're in HELL!!
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An alternative atheistic "holiday" that corresponds with the Christmas season. There are many derivations of celebration, but main themes include satirizing commercialism and religion, eating Athmas burritos, and generally giving atheists and other non-christians a chance to celebrate without giving in to religious nonsense.
Athams is abbreviated "-mas", which represents "christmas without the christ".
Athams is abbreviated "-mas", which represents "christmas without the christ".
Guy1- What did you do over winter vacation?
Guy2- I celebrated Athmas.
Guy1- What's that, like atheist christmas?
Guy2- Sorta, but not really. I ate athmas burritos, decorated my athmas tree, and gave an athmas present to my cat.
Guy1- That sounds awesome! I think I'll celebrate athmas next year, since Jesus never actually existed.
Guy2- I celebrated Athmas.
Guy1- What's that, like atheist christmas?
Guy2- Sorta, but not really. I ate athmas burritos, decorated my athmas tree, and gave an athmas present to my cat.
Guy1- That sounds awesome! I think I'll celebrate athmas next year, since Jesus never actually existed.
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Karen: Silvia, you're so annoying why are we going the long way?
Silvia: Fuck off, I can't walk near the field where people are playing soccer AND football, I have ATHLEMASFAIRESDYSTYCHPHOBIA- I've already told this. You're such a shit friend.
Karen: Yeah, and?
Silvia: Fuck off, I can't walk near the field where people are playing soccer AND football, I have ATHLEMASFAIRESDYSTYCHPHOBIA- I've already told this. You're such a shit friend.
Karen: Yeah, and?
by bugneedslove October 23, 2019
Get the athlemasfairesdystychphobia mug.Noah Atemas also known as Mr. Steal Your Girl can always be found googling random shit and looking at wikipedia.
He especially enjoys rap music videos from the 18th centurie
Noah Atemas suffers from an obsession with Emma Watson and Jenna Ortega and for some reason he seems to consistently end up on Rule 34 websites.
With an exceptionally good hairline Noah Atemas dominates any room he enters.
He is a women magnet, so please believe it, unless your game is tight and you trust her, don't bring her around him because, he's a flirt
He especially enjoys rap music videos from the 18th centurie
Noah Atemas suffers from an obsession with Emma Watson and Jenna Ortega and for some reason he seems to consistently end up on Rule 34 websites.
With an exceptionally good hairline Noah Atemas dominates any room he enters.
He is a women magnet, so please believe it, unless your game is tight and you trust her, don't bring her around him because, he's a flirt
- Hey what are you doing
- Just looking at Drake's wikipedia. Did you know that he was born October 24, 1986 and is a Canadian rapper, singer and actor.
- Holy fuck that is such a Noah Atemas moment
- Just looking at Drake's wikipedia. Did you know that he was born October 24, 1986 and is a Canadian rapper, singer and actor.
- Holy fuck that is such a Noah Atemas moment
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2: An atheist that has to put down all religions to justify his atheism.
2: An atheist that has to put down all religions to justify his atheism.
I was minding my own business and out of the blue he told me I worship a sky fairy and there's no Heaven. I said sure there is. Then he tells me to go to Hell? How can an atheist tell you to go to Hell if he doesn't believe it exists? What an atheass.
by BlazNsadL November 30, 2010
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Known by the ignorant as the weed kingsfoil.
Known by the ignorant as the weed kingsfoil.
King of Gondor: "Do you know the plant Athelas?"
Commoner: "Nay."
King of Gondor: "You might know kingsfoil."
Commoner: "Aye- a weed!"
King of Gondor: "NOT a weed. The healing properties are NOT tied to hallucinogens."
Commoner: "Nay."
King of Gondor: "You might know kingsfoil."
Commoner: "Aye- a weed!"
King of Gondor: "NOT a weed. The healing properties are NOT tied to hallucinogens."
by the one in the back October 4, 2009
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