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Often born on the 22nd of every month. When found in the wild they often playing tennis against others of their kind. They worship computers as a god and Bill Gates as the one true prophet. When faced with an Atharv of the opposite sex they tend to 1v1 in call of duty. Who ever wins becomes the Alpha mate and the loser makes them a sandwich. In captivity, they tend to exhibit rudimentary speech skills repeating the phrases "See Me Swag". Top scientists have yet to figure out what this means however they think it has somthing to do with his colony of fellow peers. They tend to live in Carl Jrs eating their chicken sandwiches. When in approached in the wild do not make eye contact. This is considered a threat and will result in a duel of "lego mindstorm". the winner becomes the alpha mate.
Dont play tennis with Atharv
by Praully November 22, 2014
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