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Hag

An unattractive, middle-aged (or slightly older) woman. The term is commonly used to describe hysterical or ugly women in positions of power.
"I'll get you my little pretty, and your little dog too!" - Wicked Witch Of The West
by JM December 16, 2004
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Atheism

A rational personal conviction held by someone that theism is a falsehood.
"God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." - Neitzsche
by JM December 17, 2004
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Maya

Sanskrit for "illusion". Also an appealing female name, which sadly was not used in The Matrix.
Female:"My name is Maya"
Male:"So you aren't real?"
Female: "Now I really hate my parents.."
by JM December 17, 2005
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whodat

Ghetto semantics, used throughout but most common in the ghettos of the Dirty South, meaning "Who is that?". Properly expressed as "Who dat is", however "Who dat" is more popular as it requires considerably less mental effort.
Person 1: "Who dat is? That nigga on noe hea'r block again."

Person 2: "He hustlin' foe shaw, look at that fool."

Person 1: "He flying red that
m-therfucker!"
by JM October 23, 2003
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Jamsacking

The act of smearing one's testicles in a fruity jam and placing them onto the eyes of an unsuspecting victim. A derivative of teabagging.
Using Rowntree's strawberry jam, I jamsacked Davey - he was not best pleased.
by JM March 18, 2004
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Absinthe

A supposedly narcotic spirit which originated in the 17th century and became popular during the turn of the century in Europe and further popularized by famous artists and writers.

Absinthe has an opaque green color with a licorice aroma and a high alcohol content, typically containing anise, artemesia pontica, melissa, fennel, hyssop and lemonbalm; some immitation absinthes contain the original controversial ingredient wormwood, which contains the neurotoxin thujone.

Immitation absinthes, despite manufacturers claims, have only a general similarity with absinthes drank a century ago. The historically romanticized drink was Pernod Fils, a French Absinthe, which contained wormwood, and the exact recipe of which was never known. However, in 2004 It was painstakingly resurrected by microbiologist Ted Breaux, who owned two original bottles, and formed a private company selling limited batches of the real thing.
"After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world."
- Oscar Wilde
by JM December 17, 2004
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Shaboy

Holluh at shaboy.

Leave me a message at the beep, shaboy
by JM February 3, 2005
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