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Jamsacking

The act of smearing one's testicles in a fruity jam and placing them onto the eyes of an unsuspecting victim. A derivative of teabagging.
Using Rowntree's strawberry jam, I jamsacked Davey - he was not best pleased.
by JM March 18, 2004
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Absinthe

A supposedly narcotic spirit which originated in the 17th century and became popular during the turn of the century in Europe and further popularized by famous artists and writers.

Absinthe has an opaque green color with a licorice aroma and a high alcohol content, typically containing anise, artemesia pontica, melissa, fennel, hyssop and lemonbalm; some immitation absinthes contain the original controversial ingredient wormwood, which contains the neurotoxin thujone.

Immitation absinthes, despite manufacturers claims, have only a general similarity with absinthes drank a century ago. The historically romanticized drink was Pernod Fils, a French Absinthe, which contained wormwood, and the exact recipe of which was never known. However, in 2004 It was painstakingly resurrected by microbiologist Ted Breaux, who owned two original bottles, and formed a private company selling limited batches of the real thing.
"After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world."
- Oscar Wilde
by JM December 17, 2004
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whodat

Ghetto semantics, used throughout but most common in the ghettos of the Dirty South, meaning "Who is that?". Properly expressed as "Who dat is", however "Who dat" is more popular as it requires considerably less mental effort.
Person 1: "Who dat is? That nigga on noe hea'r block again."

Person 2: "He hustlin' foe shaw, look at that fool."

Person 1: "He flying red that
m-therfucker!"
by JM October 23, 2003
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Mechanism

An awesome heavy metal/thrash band that started in 2002 and can be located at mechanismofficial.com
mechanismofficial.com is the bands webpage where you can find out about them and listen to some MP3s
by JM February 4, 2005
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Shaboy

Holluh at shaboy.

Leave me a message at the beep, shaboy
by JM February 3, 2005
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wack ass bitch

A female who obsessively pursues sexual relations with a guy who is not interested because he knows she is an STD infested hoe who has fucked everything with a penis within 30 miles. They are known to excessively call, stalk, and go psychotic on the male subject. They are dangerous!!! Stay the fuck away!!!

Can be shortened to WAB as long as everybody knows what you're talking about.
Man, that fucking wack ass bitch called for you 38 times; in the past hour.
by JM October 17, 2004
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trotch

An insulting word used when someone is a combination of: tramp, bitch, snatch...
What a trotch, I cant believe she did that...
by JM April 10, 2003
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