F.T.F.D.

Failure to Follow Directions

"Ashley didn't read the instructions at the top of her lab tech test and got an F due to F.T.F.D."

by phantomchains July 7, 2014

TFJ

Terrorist Fist Jab. (c.f. Fox News's hysteria about Michelle and Barack Obama giving each other a fist bump during the 2008 US Presidential campaign, and whether it was a "terrorist" hand gesture.) A bumping of two fists together in lieu of a handshake or high-five.

Awright, I've got an interview lined up! ::TFJ::

by Kevin Phillips Bong! February 12, 2010

TFG

That Fucking Guy. Usually used in reference to a Journey singing, Ed Hardy T-shirt wearing, Big truck driving, Steroid taking Douche Bag. Sometimes refered to as a Bro.

I went to a bar last night and it was nothing but TFGs. Do these guys all get Affliction sponsorships or something?

by Midus1 March 5, 2011

TFS

Traveling Freak Show

She's a total TFS!

by imageofyourself June 17, 2004

tfs

tfs means "thanks for sharing", in a sarcastic way.

"I caught my mom and dad in bed"
"tfs, moron!"

by stian p April 17, 2006

TFM

Testosterone Filled Moment (guy's version of PMS)

I totally TFM-ed on that Mcdonald's cashier after he was so rude to me

by S.A.M.93 November 14, 2011

TFF

Too Fucking Fly often used in texts to describe insanely awesome events

Jake : Hey sean did you see that monkey bench press a moose

Sean : Hell yea dude, that shit was TFF

by JrocksWorld January 12, 2011