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Tactical food break

When you’re too full but not quite finished eating, so you need to take a break.
Hold up bro I’m gonna take a tfb
by Hollyehudson February 12, 2019
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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______reasonable guy:
I think that these people need to stop writing bad definitions for urbandictionary.com.
______honest guy:
TFB, my friend. This proud world is forever graced with an abundance of idiots... it's a good thing we're here.
by Meaning July 11, 2006
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Text short hand for "That's F'ing Bulls**t" or "Total F'ing Bulls**t".
Dean: Hey Mattie, how the paper coming along?
Mattie: This paper is TFBS. I can't get 7 pages of non-sense.
by oc tmac May 24, 2010
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Acronym for "too fucking bad." Especially useful with children.
"But I don't want to clean up my room. It's not fair!"

"TFB!!"
by buster7777 April 08, 2007
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1. TFB is a fuckin badass quarterback

2. There is a bastard child in existence who happens to be TFB's son.

3. All the women in the world tend to want to suck TFB's dick.

4. TFB is hotter than you and probably could steal your wife.
by Latinx123 February 17, 2008
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