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A woman with millage on her poonani, she usually tries to justify her actions with the usual "genetics" argument. When in reality, she's just a hussy.
I was finally about to lose my virginity, then I found out she was a roastie :(
Roastie by Roshanda July 24, 2015

Rastaclart 

An old orange Spanish woman whose forehead is so wrinkled and orange that from up close it can be mistaken for an aerial view of the Grand Canyon.
Priest 1: yo today in church I had to bless this rastaclart woman and when I put my thumb on her forehead, it sunk in!

Priest 2: yo dats bare dutty cuz
Rastaclart by Shut up blud November 3, 2019
Roasted has several definitions:

1. To be extremely drunk or lean.

2. To get done over by someone.

3. To be verbally abused for doing something stupid.
1. Chris: Owen was so roasted last night, he went home early.

2. Ben: You should of seen it, Owen got roasted at Pro Evo.

3. Owen: Yesterday, I supermaned my mum.
Chris: You must have been so roasted.
Ben: Owen, you are a wasteman!
Roasted by K-Lash March 9, 2008
The state of being high or stoned while also indulging in a cup of strong, caffeinated coffee.
Bro: Dude wanna burn this sweet blunt i just rolled?

Brah: nah man, I'm taking it slow, I'm already pretty roasted…

Bro: Dude WTF, you went to Starbucks without me AND burned before you even got here???

Brah: Sorry man…
Roasted by jacobro June 10, 2014

dirty rastafarian 

When a group of individuals defecate on a women's head so as to make it look like she is wearing dreadlocks made from poo! It is encouraged to eat corn to provide ornamentation such as gold pieces.
This girl came over to my house who was a huge Bob Marley fan so me and my friends gave her a dirty rastafarian
dirty rastafarian by diabhail August 4, 2010

roasting the beans 

Emasculation of a man, by a woman.
Dude bro, that bitch is really roasting the beans!