It's funny because it's poisonous!

When your tripping real shrooms and some guy you dont like is tripping the bad kind of shrooms.

I hope your not laughing because this is my 1st time tripping shrooms.
No bitch it's funny because its poisonous.

by Matt Fox February 28, 2005

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Durban poison

Probably the strongest weed you will ever have heard of, smoked, eaten, or whatever, you can't go wrong with that sh!t!

the good strain has a red tinge to the leaves, and the slightly cr@ppier version has a brown tinge. they are both insanely strong, and are grown in South Africa, the best country in the world

dude : Oh man, that Durban poison sure was good...

dude2 : ...

dude : hello?

dude2 : ...

by Ih8ppl April 19, 2005

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Boner Poison

A substance, image, situation, or thought that destroys an otherwise steadfast boner.

Man, I was messing around with this girl the other night, and for some reason, I thought of the time I saw these two bums fucking in a dumpster and the Boner Poison hit...

by CEGB December 22, 2009

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food poisoning

when bad people put bad things into your food and make you sick

"i called in sick because of food poisoning"

by etchasketch November 23, 2003

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Prisonic

Adjective describing something prison-like in nature or appearance; cold and unfeeling; devoid of any form of freedom.

Both oppressive and omnipotent, the new government controlled its populace with almost prisonic efficiency.

by Capn Dinner April 26, 2010

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name your poison

Often used when asked what alcoholic drink can be mixed or prepares for the someone.

however is not always used in that context, the line can be used to ask another person what you they would like to get done in any context

bartender: Name your poison baby
girl: oh vodka with a twist please.

by noway1 April 10, 2010

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