wank the plank

When a musician, often in a "jam" band, sensually makes extended love to their instrument's fret board in an indulgent effort to display their improvisational skill.

Dude, I went to that hippie jam band last night, those guys sure know how to wank the plank, man.

by SmellyHippieJamBandLover March 27, 2015

carton of plank

Something John wants to hide

Where can I hide this carton of plank

by Sanee April 2, 2017

diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.

Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!

by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017

Walk the Plank

Pirate speak for fucking a lady with a peg leg

I made that wench walk the plank last night

by Al1z3s1n54n1ty November 22, 2017

The Pipe and Plank

When you plank over the female while piped up and she thrusts continuously up while you stay in the plank position.

Guy: Hey whatup :)

Girl: whatup :)

Guy: wanna try the pipe and plank?

Girl: yessss

by TheBigBootyBoy January 5, 2022

snap a plank

Snap a plank,To defecate, take a dump,shit, usually a hard one that equates to breaking a hardwood board or plank

Dude ,I snapped a plank and clogged your toilet . I need to snap a plank.

by BigNiggaDingDong March 20, 2023

Walk the Plank

To commit suicide, as in the case of a pirate choosing to eject themself from a ship

Jake: Just found out the girl I love is a lesbian. I might just walk the plank
Luke: My soulmate is only 12 years old... maybe I should join you

by anonymous August 3, 2023