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When a musician, often in a "jam" band, sensually makes extended love to their instrument's fret board in an indulgent effort to display their improvisational skill.
Dude, I went to that hippie jam band last night, those guys sure know how to wank the plank, man.
by SmellyHippieJamBandLover March 22, 2015
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