Monday

Monday is one seventh of your life. Monday is the most disliked day of the week, because kids have to go to school and most adults have to go to work. The weather is often dreary, the amount of work is unbearable and it puts you in a bad mood. On the bright side, it is the day that brings you closer to the next weekend.

-Sunday Night-
Me: The time has come. In 12 hours, it will be Monday. I must prepare. -Drinks gallons of hot milk-

by TheNorwegianOverlord February 20, 2018

monday

Satan in the form of a day

AHH!!!!!!!!!!! SATAN RUN!!!!!!!!!! no im just monday give me dat ass

by the smrt one March 2, 2018

mondino

A fag who has a ego so big that when it falls it would be bigger than the twin towers

Harvey is a mondino

by Starthmore March 6, 2018

Monday

literally hell on Earth. Monday crushes your dreams and makes you feel helpless. It is the start of the week. Monday makes you want to commit suicide.

Jim: "Tommorrow is Monday!"
Bob: instant depression

by MasonWaller May 10, 2018

Mondo

A very attractive woman or man.

Penelope Cruz is mondo.

by menepoopoo May 16, 2018

monday

The day that you realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: Is this hell?
friend: Yes.
Me: Am I dead?
Friend: No, it's monday.

by Bloesem April 16, 2018

Mondayie

(mon-day-yyyy)
The word you use when Monday is so bad that there are no words to describe how badly you don't want Monday to exist.

Why does today have to be so Mondayie, let's go back to Friday.

by They call me Fred June 3, 2018