pinwheel jerk 

Used almost exclusively at Shaw Communications, a pinwheel jerk is a morale building activity similar to a circle jerk, but instead of jerking yourself off, you jerk off the colleague to the right of you.

"Oh man, VEX AND Growers?! That shit was awesome! I'm so happy thinking about it. Guys, pinwheel jerk time?"

pinwheel jerk by DarkCanuck12 July 25, 2017

auto jerk 

The act of receiving a hand job from a woman that has parkensons making her hand continuously shake.

I just got a auto jerk from that old woman over there.

auto jerk by Door gunner September 6, 2017

kamikaze jerk 

The act of lighting a firework and ejaculating on it before it blows up on your genitalia.

"Dude, I got lucky with that kamikaze jerk on New Year's, I almost blew my junk off."

kamikaze jerk by Jeremy linn January 10, 2018

Jingle Jerk 

When you jerk off on Christmas Eve

“Yo Mark I did a jingle jerk this Christmas and my mom almost walked in on me”
“Well you’re lucky, she walked in on me jingle jerking last year!”

Jingle Jerk by Gamergranny December 25, 2018

Tundra Jerk 

The act of mashing blueberries in your hand and vigorously masturbating to climax in a matter of 3-6 strokes, closing your eyes, and dumping your load onto a pile of tundra lichens.

After a long jet boat ride staring at the golden locks of a prestigious doctor's daughter Eric excused himself, gathered some blueberries in his hands, mashed them up and executed the the “tundra jerk” with extraordinary accuracy.

Tundra Jerk by SteveLaurent May 16, 2019

Zircle Jerk

A very unnecessary and unproductive Zoom meeting, called by a supervisor just to make sure you and your team are working from home during the COVID-19 crisis.

I decided to dial-in to this morning's Zircle Jerk, because I felt that I might need to mute the phone and take my typical loud morning dump during the meeting. My dump takes priority over Zircle Jerks.

Zircle Jerk by drunk dude 69 April 1, 2020

No jerk off January 

A parodi to no nut november a challenge bestoved to us by the anciet gods every male must try to complete this challenge only the strongest of men will succed and go to fab forever febuary rules: only one chance no more no passes your a weakling if you say you have a pass

Guy 1: dude im so horny gonna go home and jerk off
Guy 2: you pathetic weakling not taking the anciet no jerk off january challenge

No jerk off January by Smolboi420420 November 2, 2020