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ma throats fucked 

Ma throat fucks means you have a fucking annoying sore throat and all you can say is
“Ma throats fucked
Ma throats fucked
ma throats fucked by Stayout March 12, 2019

Pod-Fucked

when your computer freezes for a couple of minutes after you connect your iPod.
Example 1-
screenname1: (1:00:06 pm) hey whats up?
screenname2: (1:00:30 pm) nothing you
screenname2: (1:03:01 pm) u there?
screenname2: (1:05:12 pm) broo wtf what are you doing
screenname1: (1:05:40 pm) yoo..my bad my comp just got Pod-Fucked
Pod-Fucked by Tom Ditta April 25, 2008

shit-fucked 

Dude did you see that accident out on 95? The highway was completely shit-fucked.
shit-fucked by jesusjustpostalready February 26, 2009

Ball Fucked 

When you are doin a girl with your balls and not your dick.
Yo dude, did you here he ball fucked her? Man, that has to hurt.
Ball Fucked by Jiggity Josh January 4, 2010

Life-fucked 

The state of having absolutely no chance at life, regardless of attempts to change it.
Chris: "Yo Joe, the doctors just told me I have AIDS and my landord just evicted me. What the fuck am I going to do?" Joe: "There's nothing you can do man, you're just life-fucked".
Life-fucked by Sunnyjoshxp May 19, 2011

You fucked up mate 

What your average chav/brit says after his pal did something retarded, caused himself some trouble, or is about to get his ass kicked because he said some dumb shit.

American translation: "You dun goof'd"
Gavino: "Fuck your mother you petty lil twat!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate. I'm going to kick your cheeky lil cunt so hard i swear on my mum's life."

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Mark: "I just got a 300 pound fine for parking in the wrong spot!!!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate."
You fucked up mate by odah July 14, 2014