occasional furniture

Basically, it's furniture that is used all the fucking while.

Wife: Hey honey shall we use the occasional furniture table tonight for dinner?

Husband: You mean that table we've used every night since we got it?

by ShittierJokes November 15, 2017

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Jesus fuck

When something scares you so bad you can’t just say fuck

*jon jumps out from behind a car*

Lizzie:Jesus fuck!

by Destiny🥵 February 21, 2020

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Category 5 Fuckstorm

Incredibly bad situation. Maximum confusion, pain, chaos.

The COVID-19 pandemic has created a Category 5 Fuckstorm for small businesses

by SirEdmundHound March 25, 2020

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Funnymans

A phrase that is utilized upon the statement of an individual who says a statement in which the obvious and most precise answer is "no"

Johnny: Hey Billy, did you finish your math homework yet?
Billy: Funnymans

by Ashketchup12 February 20, 2017

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The best fucking boy in all the lands, the punk cookie gangster who had a huge man crush on peko is short and will only respond to the nick name boss baby. If you diss him he will teleport behind you, snatch your weave and dab on em haters. He will ask for you to "fite him" and for you to "1v1 me on fortnite fam" beware. He is an asshole at first then realizes he is a peice of shit and slit his chest, you know. Like you do. He is also a pirate because he has an eyepatch.

Ohmygowd did you see Fuyuhiko? He has a tight ass

by A Casual Sinner September 26, 2018

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