Hot custard

Cumming into someone's butt and they hold it inside for a while keeping it warm until it congeals

Can I use your bathroom? I've been baking a hot custard all day.

by MsLady2754 January 13, 2021

The customers behind George

"The customers behind George" is an expression used to describe something that sucks, is boring and/or ruins your day.

This math class is like the customers behind George!

by EpicBrainKing June 7, 2021

joint custody

when 2 ppl pay for a joke

yeah we went to the disco together we got joint custody

by rattimeaf July 20, 2021

Hairy Custard

The act of spunking over your partners hair like a faulty can of silly string

Sorry about that hairy custard last night... was fuuny but

by JOJI$$ August 9, 2021

Rug Custard

When ejaculation is left on your partner's pubes.

"She was being grumpy so I slipped her a calming length and left her with Rug Custard"

by Braegan October 17, 2021

Ultimate custom night

A game you got to try 50/20 mode and realized you wasted your money, And now feel like an idiot

Ultimate custom night "Yo bro have you ever played Fnaf Ultimate custom night". "No. But it played me out of my money.

by Somefnafdudewhogotplayed.. February 6, 2022

Beef custard

Cum

Oh, yeah. Give me your beef custard

by Nyko bear December 18, 2021