Evil Blumpkin 

When (as a male) you are 69ing with a girl and another girl is pegging you at the same time.

Chase Evil Blumpkined last night and now no one can walk today.

Evil Blumpkin by Yippyman December 5, 2024

Prarie Blumpkin 

Is when your homie is giving you a blowjob and right when you're about to cum, you throw an egg at his head

I never knew what a prarie blumpkin was, until I got a forehead kiss by my best friends pocket egg while giving him a blowjob.

Prarie Blumpkin by AK guy's yolk throat December 7, 2024

cheesy blumpkin 

A blumpkin where the person receiving is covered in queso cheese. 🧀

I just got cheesy blumpkin from Jayden’s mom!

cheesy blumpkin by Andres201020102010 January 6, 2025

royal Blumpkin 

Recieving a blumpkin (Oral sex while your shitting) while having a buttplug plugged in. To count as a succesfull royal blumpkin, the force from behind should be strong enough to eject the plug. bonus points if you recieve poseidons kiss after it

I tried giving him a royal Blumpkin but he didnt shit hard enough. ill give him laxatives next time.

royal Blumpkin by MUNTMEISTER3000 January 10, 2025

Donald Blumpkin 

Adjective-
Dropping a Cleveland Steamer on ones political ideology whilst receiving felatio

The Vice President just got a Donald Blumpkin from that reporter on live television!

Donald Blumpkin by cmat1228 January 24, 2025

jamaican blumpkin 

A person receiving noggin while washing their hiney with a bidet. Other methods are acceptable such as not wiping for a month then doing the helicopter on the NYC street.

I witnessed Don Johnson receiving jamaican blumpkin from Bill Clinton!!!!!!

jamaican blumpkin by fartmachine23445324 January 24, 2025

Rooftop Blumpkin 

The act of getting a blow job while taking an upper decker.

Charlene gave John rooftop blumpkin.

Rooftop Blumpkin by GutCassidy February 4, 2025