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crusin the dusties

When in South Lyon, Michigan, you and your buddies pile into 1 car (usually 1 person or more per seat) to smoke weed on the dirt roads going half the speed limit to avoid the city cops.
Last night I was crusin the dusties when a huge unicorn jumped out in the middle of the road and smashed into my car. The next morning I found out it was just a baby deer.
by DirtySL October 16, 2017
mugGet the crusin the dustiesmug.

dusty palm

When you give a hand job to an old guy
I just gave a dusty palm to my dads friends in the garage.
by Paaaaaaaaj December 31, 2017
mugGet the dusty palmmug.

Dusty

an ugly show off who has nothing going for them
When Tasha ( a butters gal) claims to be all that in reality she nothing but a dusty mofo
by bobjim12369lol420 February 15, 2018
mugGet the Dustymug.

dusty karen

The act of putting on tight yoga pants that have a minimum of a six inch skid mark then sticking your arms in each pant leg while attempting to chew through the pants at the location of the skid mark while screening Annie you ok you ok you ok Annie. Then getting knocked unconscious by a 50lb bag of flour moving at a speed of over 60 mph
She didn’t do her assignment right so the teacher gave her the dusty Karen
by Cameron Arnold December 4, 2020
mugGet the dusty karenmug.

Dusty rocking chair

The uninvited, mounted sexual activity of a wheelchair bound elderly person in a vegetative state
The dust off the chair can be seen falling to the ground throughout the rocking of the chair
Richard: hey devon, how are you enjoying your dusty rocking chair. Do you need lunch?
Devon: (Stephen hawkings voice) bleep bloop help!
by Chkeni420 April 16, 2025
mugGet the Dusty rocking chairmug.

Dusty Sluder

That moment when your favorite Indian restaurant is closed because someone dropped a massive uncontrolled & catastrophic dump on the dining room floor.
"Man we couldn't get that 🔥 🔥 🔥 chicken tandoori today because some jackass dropped a catastrophic Dusty Sluder in the middle of the restaurant entrance."
by StillLucidSomehow June 7, 2024
mugGet the Dusty Sludermug.

Dusty

Similar to the feeling of being tipsy when you drink but instead in the context of smoking weed. When you’re not quite high but no longer sober.
“Man I’m so dusty right now.” “I know I have work tomorrow, I’m not going to get high just dusty”
by Erika & Co. April 12, 2024
mugGet the Dustymug.

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