The sight of only a cat’s tail sticking up, usually with the view of its body blocked by a coffee table, as it moves across the carpet. The sight of only the tale moving is similar to a shark, but this shark is about to crush some cat nip.
Fucking carpet shark! That damn cat’s tale scared the shit out of me. Oh, sorry Whiskers, I wasn’t yelling at you, here’s some tuna.
by Silverslash January 19, 2019
by Pappadoomdoeswords November 29, 2021
Creating devastation in an adversary's position by directing numerous tweets towards a general target creating effects similar to carpet bombing.
Trump's carpet tweeting has his media opponents convulsing as if they had pumped strychnine directly into their veins.
by Niccolo1512 July 04, 2017
laying out a towel before doing the deed whilst the female partner is undergoing her monthly expulsion of uterine lining
by alfredhopper March 23, 2022
by Nardzz May 25, 2017
by mlg doritos December 15, 2016
When a woman that identified as heterosexual decides to give cunnilingus to another women because she’s sick of dealing with men
Zack’s wife got fed up with his infidelity and selfishness, so she went out for drinks with the girls and ended up carpet surfing with Julie.
by Ralniv August 26, 2023