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A pet ferret.

Ferrets slink around down on your carpet and bite your feet as you walk, much like little sharks in your carpet. This is especially true if you have a very small ferret and very tall shag carpet.
My carpet shark is an albino. He also keeps hiding my keys in the mattress.
by MUCHAS SMOOCHES August 21, 2004
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A lesbian who likes to go down on girls who are on their period. When they come up for air, they have blood on their face.
That girl is a real carpet shark. Don't let her find out your girlfriend is on the rag.
by jbszee December 11, 2008
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A dog lurking around the kitchen or dining room, looking for ground score
That terrier is a real carpet shark. I dropped a hotdog, and she was all over it in a second.
by jbszee December 11, 2008
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A tweaker desperate enough to comb the carpet for shards where someone may have spilled their baggie
I was certain I had not smoked it all so I carpet sharked looking for a shard.
by weareclay June 07, 2016
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Damn, that's the fourth girl she's been with this week! She's such a carpet shark!
by TrashyCure October 04, 2016
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