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leap queer

A man who engages in homosexual coitus every once in a while on special occasions just as Leap Year only occurs every 4 years.
Dirk and Lewis are trying to get Joey in a 3-some, but he's usually straight. But given the right circumstance, he is a bit of a leap queer and he just might go with it.
by Fat_n_Happy February 11, 2015
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Queer

A gay person usually named linden or jacob
Lindens are really queer.
by Queer names April 3, 2019
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Crossbow Queer

Refers to a subtype of queer/sexually ambiguous people becoming more prevalent in society and popular culture. Traits include:

- Constant low level rage
- Armed, but in a cool way
- Loves animals, probably more than most people
- Leather jackets for days
- Probably rides a motorcycle
- Would straight up commit war crimes for those they love
- Either completely fearless or absolutely terrified
- Actually just an absolute sweetheart

Examples include: Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine Nine) and Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead)
That guy with the leather jacket and the resting bitch face is SUCH a crossbow queer
by Elk0 April 21, 2020
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An internet rule dictating that those who condemn and demonize fan service for normal, sane people often define themselves as queer or as LGBTQ "allies".

Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.
"OMG, what do you care what Mary Jane Watson looks like? Shut up, your porn-brained incel!"
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa. The Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism remains undefeated."
by JD_543975834 January 1, 2024
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Queer-mosexual

A person wearing a man bun with a beard and walks around like they were bent over in the pen
Alex Is such a queer-mosexual
by Juliojenkins January 29, 2019
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eddy queer cowap

a strapping young bloke who's dick is bigger than his crippling self confidence issues. A fine specimen of the young gay twink that gets pegged by tubbo ben while moaning ackson manbun's name. A deeprooted love for curvy, lush women and a master of blood-bending.
lily: 'did you bleach your pubes?'
ponyo : "yeah, they're blonder than eddy queer cowap's"
by glizzygobbla7427 February 20, 2021
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Quick Check Queer

Anyone who hangs out at quick check because they have nothing better to to do with there life. They usually smoke cigarettes and marijuana. Quick check gave up so they stopped calling the cops on these queers so yeah don't become of them
OH SHIT A QUICK CHECK QUEER DONT OPEN THE DOOR!
by Roberto elinda June 28, 2017
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