Wife-jack 

1. The process of meeting and seducing married women who are out on errands or other business originally of a non-intimate purpose. This would involve taking married women home who one met spontaneously at a club, grocery store or online at a site that is not focused on dating or sexuality.

2. Havining ones wife sexually taken unexpectedly by another man with no prior planning.

Mrs. Peterson went to the store to get some groceries, but ended up getting wife jacked and found herself in the back of a SUV with some young guy she met in produce.

Doug thought his better half was out running errands but in fact she had met an old friend from college and had unknowingly been wife-jacked.

Wife-jack by TJJ88 July 17, 2009

Jack

A BADASS MOTHER FUCKER.

Im jack

Jack by Pussyslayer629 March 12, 2018

Randy Jackson 

Gives THE BEST criticism, no doubt about that
*cough* ¬_¬ (Sarcasm, LOL)

How he was made a judge of American Idol (or how Ryan Seacrest is still hosting the show) I will never know. I mean it's a crappy show but hey, it has its rep you know?

*Singer sings lyrics to "Lonely Girl", messing up every high note*

Randy Jackson: Yo Dawg, that was tight. Perfect dawg, I mean dawg, that's the best singing I've ever heard, good job dawg.

*Crowd cheers*

Simon Cowell: Do you ever say anything constructive Randy?

*Randy starts to say something*

Simon: OK, well moving on. Look I feel your performance tonight was very... pathetic.

*Crowd starts booing*

Simon: If that is what people consider singing, I will gladly drop off the face of the Earth and start a modeling career.

Randy Jackson: Yo dawg, don't listen to him dawg. That was great singing dawg.

Randy Jackson by Raw Doggy June 21, 2010

Jack mehoff

a pseudonym you use when you have to sign up for something really quick or just want to have fun.

Jack mehoff (aka Jack me off)

Teacher: Ok class, welcome to grade 9 science. This year I will be your teacher. You, young man, tell me your name please?

Jack

Teacher: Last name?

Mehoff

Teacher: That's a very unique name.

*30 minutes later*

Teacher: Jack Mehoff! JACK MEHOFF!

*Class starts laughing*

Jack mehoff by sock mydong July 25, 2020

Jack Nicholson 

God

It's a fact, he's Jack Nicholson

Jack Nicholson by BOOBIES12fasdf3456 May 9, 2010

Jack Douglass 

Jack Douglass is a youtube celebrity who goes by the username of jacksfilms, though he prefers to be called John, so call him John whenever you can. Also, he loves light switches and forehead reduction surgeries, so make sure to mention those things to him whenever you can in the comments section of his videos.

me talking to Jack Douglass

Hey John, how's the Kickstarter for the forehead reduction surgery going? I donate five light switches.

Jack Douglass by dabbleinstocks April 14, 2016

jack-leg

Half assed or unprofessional. Not authorised or done while drunk. Someone who does a jack-leg job is called a jack

Look at that jack-leg job he did fixing the washing machine. The pipes aren't even screwed in all the way.

jack-leg by Daniel b July 16, 2005