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Wife-jack 

1. The process of meeting and seducing married women who are out on errands or other business originally of a non-intimate purpose. This would involve taking married women home who one met spontaneously at a club, grocery store or online at a site that is not focused on dating or sexuality.

2. Havining ones wife sexually taken unexpectedly by another man with no prior planning.
Mrs. Peterson went to the store to get some groceries, but ended up getting wife jacked and found herself in the back of a SUV with some young guy she met in produce.

Doug thought his better half was out running errands but in fact she had met an old friend from college and had unknowingly been wife-jacked.
Wife-jack by TJJ88 July 17, 2009
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Jack Averys wife 

Lex (Fuxkboyavery on insta )is jack Avery wife’s. She’s funny and smart and loves jack endlessly. Jack saved her life and will forever be her angel.
“Oh my god is that Lex?”
“Yeah she’s jack Averys wife and jack saved her life”

wife-jacker 

a person who is extremely attractive and charms like a maddogg, these are the people that steal your wifes.
'I was just on the phone to the 'wife-jacker'
'what did he say'
'your missus says that your dicks small compared to mine'
'is that all?'
'yeah and that if i want her back, she will be on the corner of hay and barrack street'
wife-jacker by tnuk<- April 17, 2009

Wife Jacking 

This is when your best friend and your wife run off together, or vise versa. Times have changed though and this is no longer a "vigilante" issue. Suck it up folks, adults can date who they want, married or otherwise. This is also known as spouse jacking or hustband jacking; variations include Spouse Burglary, Wife Burglary and Husband Burglary. It's a specific form of cheating or having an affair.
I heard Jen and Cray are splitting up.
Yeah, turns out Jay was Wife Jacking for months!
Wife Jacking by Dimmesdale August 29, 2013

Michael Jackson's wife 

her name is Perpetua-Felicidad , it is sometimes written as Perpetua-Felicity , and addressed as Michael Jackson HildaHvshki .
She is also known in the entertainment industry and chatainment as Jackson Monilium . She got married to MJ in 1985 Nov 9, and they are still married.

She is the only real wife of Michael Joseph Jackson.
Michael Joseph Jackson's wife is very intelligent.
Michael Jackson's wife is very rich.
Michael Jackson's wife is a real life Royalty.
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