Corn Dookie

The mysterious and somewhat magical phenomenon in which one's dookie will contain corn, despite one's diet.

Also used to describe an unexpected and usually unfortunate situation.

See: Corn in Poop

Ex. 1: "Dude! Come look at this deuce! I haven't had corn in weeks!"

Ex. 2: "That cop pulled me over for a tail light but saw the roach in the ash tray. It was total corn dookie."

by EvilBloodGnome February 8, 2008

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Dropping a Dookie

To pull ones pants down and spread his or her but cheeks apart, then aim your asshole to someone's open mouth and excrete into their mouth.

Colby was dropping a dookie on Joe last night.

by CFIMP September 14, 2013

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by federico April 3, 2004

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doorknob

the knob of the century just as remarkalble as your mom

oh she has got one big doorknob i could twist that alnight

by PlayDohMan April 26, 2004

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A term used to describe the act of grabbing a female's breast with ones hand, twisting it, and pulling on it before releasing. This is best done while yelling "doorknob" in their face.

The term doorknob was coined by a Canadian who likened this act to that of opening a door.

"Chris' girlfriend was being a bitch so he doorknob'd her at the party in front of everyone, he's now single."

"If a girl kicks you in the junk you should retaliate with a doorknob."

by Angelius October 29, 2009

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