Shoe laces

1. A terrible disease in which a person has tried to dice up and cook his show laces to use as a "snuffing" substance. Resulting in severe brain damage, the person begins to make little people out of paper clips and clothes-pins.

2. A very strange person usually goin by the name of "Paul-tor" but not always.

"What a fucking show lace."
"Let's Kill the SHOE-LACE!!!"

by Scherme June 3, 2003

Shoe-horning

After a night of heavy, HEAVY drinking, a girl wants to have sexual congress with you. However, your pink crayon isn't up to the task. You're determined, however, and decide to cram Ol' Floppy inside of her. You're determined to get it up, but it ain't happening. You keep flaccidly stabbing away with zero results. She goes home deeply disappointed.

"I tried shoe-horning my 'flaccie' inside of her last night, but no go."

by Weiner Tits January 1, 2014

Schroedism

An infection caused by the voice of the one they call "Schroedawg" that infects one's ability to function normally in a public enviorment. Two stages of infection: STAGE ONE - Lirio. The only cure to Lirio syndrome is to feed the hunger for answers that could have been synthesized in your brain if you were paying attention. Second stage is inevitable. STAGE TWO - Stage one is followed by a rage classified as Lilrio. See term for definition.

I'm so not looking forward to that damn class..Facebook always distracts me and I get infected with Schroedism.

by Captain Sweetpants March 16, 2010

shoeboxed

To be killed cheaply by a very bad player. (In a game)

You've been shoeboxed...

by FfoxXTtrotT June 11, 2003

Shoe

When one accidentally loses an item and discovers they've left it in their shoe

"Oh my god! I lost my hippo! Oh, I shoed it!"
"Did you hear Hannah shoed her phone for like 4 hours! She was freaked out!"
"President Bush shoed Micronesia"

by ItamarK March 20, 2008

Third shoe

A shoe to go with your third leg when you get a hard on. The third shoe phenomenon is most common among African-American males who are known for having unusually large penises.

Damn! I'm gonna take my third shoe with me just in case Mr. Long gets excited.


Hey mom, did you see my third shoe? (lil brother shouts: Ow! My eye!)

by Iggy! Iggy! Iggy! August 24, 2008

your shoes don't have shoe strings

The act of being naive when a racial slur is directed at you.

You're so white your shoes don't have shoe strings.

by bmxgirl March 18, 2011