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shroeder bro

A term for a roided up meathead that is always looking to fight and hangs out with many just like him.
I was trying to have a good time at the bar last night, but all these shroeder bros were taking shots, screaming and being hard with everyone and they kept mean muggin me every time I would walk past them.
shroeder bro by Letties August 1, 2014

Schroeder 

A Schroeder is a penile erection that is so taut, so skin tight, that it stretches the skin on your forehead.
Dude, that girl gave me a Schroeder so bad my forehead hurt!
Schroeder by DigitalR3x November 27, 2015

schroeder 

The word is used as a noun or a verb. To schroeder someone is to buttfuck a dead man. And a schroeder is a sick perverted
Kelly: Your going to have to schroeder him really fast.
Cyle: Ya I know I see someone coming!

Kelsie: I hate this kid, he's always touching my vag.
Tom: Wow what a schroeder.

schroedered 

To be delayed or inconvenienced whilst travelling, especially at an airport.
Katie missed her connecting flight because her inbound flight was late, she was well and truly schroedered.

Schroeder 

the piano kid from the peanuts
Schroeder actually likes Lucy back because he's a tsundere but yall aint ready for that conversation
Schroeder by koreandaaa February 8, 2021

Michael Schroeder 

A water on the rocks garnished with a lemon wedge.
Me to the bartender: Hi, I would like a Michael Schroeder.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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