spider

those things you see crawling around your bedroom

oh look a spider...
cool

by anonymous_loser May 23, 2018

SPIDERMAN

Mr.Stark I don't feel so good.

Help Me plz spiderman should never die.

by Fanperson123 June 3, 2018

Spiderjob

Where a woman uses her hands and feet all at once to give sexual pleasure

Asshole 1: Dooood this babe used all four exremities to jerk my dick. Shit was CASH
Asshole 2: oh yea a spiderjob
Asshole 1: I don't like spiders why don't we call it a crab job?
Asshole 2: fuck u

by Old_Longskin September 14, 2018

Spider-Man

Spider-Man (acted by Tom Holland) is a character created by Marvel, so that the beaches get more sand.

*at the beach* I love all this white Spider-Man!

by Santo Ananás September 25, 2018

Spider jerk

Sometimes called the quad jerk, or the four legged. When you try to jerk off with your feet, Both hands and fornicate yourself all at the same time.

Paul: “Did you tap Amanda last night?”
Zak: No I got too drunk so I just gave myself the good ol spider jerk.

Paul: Same!

by The unit42 October 8, 2018

Spider Face Syndrome

being high enough to where you feel things on your face (or body) that aren't there

"I keep moving my hair away from my face but it's still there"
"No, it's not. Dude you got spider face syndrome."

by angiebaby19 January 24, 2019

spider pig

A pig trying to become a spider

Hey look at that SPIDER PIG
What are you talking about? Thats just a pig trying to be a spider.

by Inconclusive February 11, 2019