mitten sucker

Incredibly stupid child. One who sucks the "juice" from a snowy woolen mitten with no regard to whether it contains any of various contaminants.

"You know Billy, right? The mitten sucker in the 4th Grade. I'd vote him most likely to try to stop a truck with his face."

by Robert LaTuque November 18, 2016

mittbackenbeast

One bad ass motherfucker. Can only exist one at a time.

Is that the true mittbackenbeast?

by Mittbackenbeast December 11, 2016

MattyBraps

Pure Cuteness 😍😍😍

MattyBraps is bæ ❤️.

by NotMattyBrapsButCool January 2, 2017

Mistyester.

Another word for dick.

You're such a mistyester.

by Mistyisty January 10, 2017

matty woods

A big stinky ginger

That guy is pure matty woods

by 420blazeitcunt February 24, 2017

mintyheaded

Mintyheaded means someone who thinks they are fresh and sexy but are not and foolish. It's more of a curse word.

"Yo check this kid on inst(instagram) who is trying to look fly, so mintyheaded!"

by Lwazo March 14, 2017

Mattysin

she is a brat, loving, caring, friendly to most people and is a great daughter and sister.

"Mattysin is such a brat but, she can be so friendly."

by chase345 March 21, 2017