fap 5 freddy

fap 5 freddy is a name for a rapper who likes to masterbate

my stage name is fap 5 freddy cause i rap and i love to masterbate

by ODog N Cali M.C N T May 20, 2009

Freddie Mercury Poisoning

Noun:
Slang

Freddie Mercury poisoning is a sexually transmittable contagious virus also known as HIV, that can lead to AIDS.

Freddie Mercury Poisoning is interchangeable for either HIV or AIDS.
The term is derived from the musician, lead singer of the band Queen, Freddie Mercury and his passing due to complications of having AIDS. Since HIV can become AIDS It is included in what Freddie Mercury Poisoning is.

Other related words:
Skinny, ninja, silent killer, prison plague, human immuno virus, and aquired immunodeficiency syndrome.

Man I heard Charlie Sheen got Freddie Mercury Poisoning!

Man: Doc I been feeling kinda off lately almost like I have the flu.

Doctor: Well we can run some blood tests and take a few swabs and see if anything comes from it.

-Sometime later-
Doctor: So the tests have come back and... you have Freddie Mercury Poisoning.

Man: Wait what? Freddie Mercury died of.... Ah shit!!

by Fredrick Quicksilver December 24, 2018

Freddie

Biggest coon of the century, self absorbed big nosed, crooked teeth cunt.

Me: have you seen Freddie
Them: yeh looks like he always does the wrongen

by yehsym November 25, 2019

Fred Durst

Rhyming Slang - A bratwurst sausage.

I am so hungry right now, I feel like eating some Fred Durst.

by Mark H July 8, 2004

fred

a fucktard with a lower IQ than that kid in your class named Sam

fred is a fred

by Fred is shitty= November 12, 2019

fraided

being so high you're fried and faded at the same time.usaly after smoking several blizzies.

ay cuz im fraided from dem blizzies.

by knuklz June 18, 2007

Freading

When you descretely read the magazine/book the guy beside you's actually reading in the tube/bus.That's your free reading of the day.

On the way back home I've been freading for almost 10 minuts and the guy didn't even notice.

by Grande Ourse December 15, 2008