Flapgrappling

The act of slapping one's beef curtains with the male sausage link.

Carson was too scared to have sex with Kaileigh, so he resorted to flapgrappling.

by Miles Kane January 13, 2008

flapden

the part of a pornography where the girl pisses on the guy

thats was a nasty flapden

by yorgan March 27, 2008

Flapjacking

Best suited for women that have had a child. Their breast will sometimes be flattened and rest on their chest like a couple of flapjacks or pancakes.

Verb: when you place the palm of your hand between a woman's breasts and shake it side to side as fast you can, causing a flapping or slapping sound.

I was flapjacking my wife for our anniversary, that's why I'm walking with a limp.

by Woodwacker May 16, 2008

Flapoba

noun. {fluh-poe-buh} short for "flag pole ball" the ball that is on top of a flag pole

I have to put a new flapoba on that flag pole tomorrow.

by MagikPiMan April 2, 2009

Flaping

Somewhat better than "Fricking", more socially appropriate than "Fucking" - provides less personal satisfaction.

"Why can't I find my FLAPING cd?!"

"Where is my FLAPING boyfriend/girlfriend?!"

by A-Lemon-Rizzle December 20, 2008

flapapper

somethin that doesnt propel anything but resembles a propeler and goes flapapapapapapapapapp.

That dude has a flapapper on his hat.

by B-Rog June 7, 2009

flapansmack

The art of being destroyed falling off a skateboard - a successful flapansmack must contain slams at two different bodily angles or more.

Flapansmacks are highly painful to experience and as such are very much a spectator sport.

Also referred to as smackanflap, slapansmash.

Ooohhhh! Flapansmack! He isn't getting up from that!

That slapansmash gonna make him poo in a bag from now on!!

by therealnoodlez June 10, 2009