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flappenheimer 

a clinical douchebag, mainly guys with names starting with the letter T, just overall cockboy
did you see that kid flexing in the mirror, what a flappenheimer.
flappenheimer by genius930423 October 25, 2010

Flapdance 

N: in which a man's head is tucked into the largest flap of flabby skin on the loagiest, fattest hooker one can find. Once head is tucked, it is henceforth jiggled around in the flap. Flapdance.
Jay: Hey, my boy's having a bachelor party this friday, I want to play a prank on him.
Sam: Go give Fat Linda a call and get that man a flapdance.
Flapdance by Blumpking69 April 17, 2010

Flappenkappen 

A mysterious creature that is both highly rare and rarely seen. Rumours have it that this creature has been known to roam the rainforests of Bolivia, and more recently has been spotted as far as the southern depths of New Zealand and the coastal waters of Indonesia.

As of present, not enough viewings have occurred in order to get a better understanding of its appearance and habits.
An example of this, and the closest related creature is 'Kevin' from the film up, which was a fictional creature based upon the Flappenkappen.
Flappenkappen by btg202 October 26, 2011

Fladenwichser 

(Fla-denVik-ser)

Translated from German to "Flatbread Wanker", this word defines a person who masturbates with flatbread.
Look at Timmy over there, he's such a Fladenwichser
Fladenwichser by Tacolover1999 October 13, 2015
NL: masturberen voor vrouwen
Vera: hey Ayleen, zullen we even een porno aanzetten en samen gaan flappen?

Ayleen: leuk! Misschien heeft Aimée ook wel zin om mee te flappen.
flappen by Flapchick December 29, 2017

flappening 

When the chickens come home to roost. I.E When the weak hands from Shitcoins in Crypto get shaken out into a stable decentralized ecosystem.
Trader 1: Damn it Bitcoin Cash! Why didn't you moon? The market Cap is sinking!

Trader 2: See, we told you the flappening is happening.

Trader 1: Damn Bitcoin Fork isn't up to par, Ill just stick with BTC/LTC/ETH.
flappening by Patrickftw2 March 9, 2019
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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