flapansmack

The art of being destroyed falling off a skateboard - a successful flapansmack must contain slams at two different bodily angles or more.

Flapansmacks are highly painful to experience and as such are very much a spectator sport.

Also referred to as smackanflap, slapansmash.

Ooohhhh! Flapansmack! He isn't getting up from that!

That slapansmash gonna make him poo in a bag from now on!!

flapansmack by therealnoodlez June 10, 2009

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flapsmack

when two larger folks screw, it's the sound of their bellies that you hear

FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. Oooh. Oooh. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK.

flapsmack by marinara82 February 20, 2011

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flapansmack • Flappysmack • flapsmack

Flappysmack

When you take your scrotum and put it over your penis, and have a gay midget smack it, while pouring syup over your body and listening to John Lennon.

"Wow man that was crazy last night!"
"Yeah, I really enjoyed that flappysmack, John Lennon is my hero!"

Flappysmack by Ruhlax September 25, 2011

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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