Clickbait Jockey

Radio show presenters/hosts who do not achieve their status by merit or talent but by their ability to divide opinion and create social media mountains out of molehills. They are also prepared to endorse conversational topics which would, in regular discussion, send a glass-eye to sleep. Naturally, they think twitter is a reflection of the zeitgeist.

"Welcome to the show. Today's topic, is Donald Trump really an introvert? Call in now on..."

"Ugh! Turn that sh*t off; bloody clickbait jockey"

by Diogenetics October 10, 2017

clickbait

something on YouTube that Youtubers use to get subscribers to click on the video.

Yo! Use that CLICKBAIT with me without my shirt

by snakerbakerbrowhat October 12, 2017

clickbaby

When someone, usually a man, carries around a child in order to get romantic attention. A word play on clickbait .

Mark just keeps carrying that clickbaby to the park, and the ladies always stop to compliment the kid, while he tries to give them his number.

by Floating cat October 25, 2017

Click-bitch

One who subtly or shamelessly self promotes their website.

That guy monetized his comments on my blog post. He's a real click-bitch.

by OneThirdNerd November 27, 2017

Click on the mouse

Have sex

Yo are you going to click on the mouse

by Michi F. May 2, 2018

clicklist

typically known as the lazy man's way of getting groceries from the store. Although widely frowned upon many understand why some use it.

I cannot fit through the grocery store doors. I will have to get my neighbor to use ClickList for me.

by MythicalFood May 6, 2018

Clickbait

Roses are red violets are blue durv does clickbait alot of it too

Oh durv calls boss baby dats clickbait at its finest

by Thicc_Pyrocynical_Thicc May 6, 2018