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Clementine

The inability to finish any piece of work no matter what the reward offered or with any regard as to how beneficial the reward might be
"i'm just gonna clementine on this job, sod it"

"I know they offered me loads of money, but i'm just gonna clementine my way out of this one"
by Kingwillasa June 18, 2013
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get creamed

1. A subtle “fuck you” to whoever keeps removing the name on the group chat, or to anyone in general.

2. The best thing you could possibly yell when smashing a banana-cream pie into someone’s face
“Get creamed bitch!”
“DUDE WHAT THE FU-oh wow this is some damned good pie.”
by Where Is My Air Guitar September 16, 2019
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Creamee

A sexual act involving an ice cream cone (specific to Vermont) where a man (or two men if in a homosexual relationship) cums on top of a delicious frozen dessert then the woman licks it off, switching between the cone and penis to give the male cold refreshing relief after having just unloaded his stresses from the day.
My friend Erin loves creamees and asks for them every time we have sex.
by Vermontgal June 8, 2018
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Clements

A threesome with one guy and two girls, one girl being fat.
"I had a threesome the other day, but a fatty arrived so it became a clements party."
by Dudleyshwam May 18, 2010
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Hairy Cremer

A name for someone with perfect hair that spits cream all over a chicks face after fucking her in the ass. He does this while checking out / combing his hair in the mirror.
Dude, I pulled a hairy cremer last night and my hair looked soooo tight when that bitch got creamed!
by Dog Face Gremlinz September 2, 2011
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jessica jane clement

she is a british glamour model and actress. she frequently gets her tits out and she is lesbian
i saw jessica jane clement kissing a girl with her tits out
by ukxhitman May 2, 2011
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Clemen

An adolescent male's anus. Often, but not always, pertaining to the anus of an altar boy.
"Father Joseph could barely control his insatiable appetite for some youthful clemen."

"I flipped the lad on his head and ate some fresh fruit out of his clemen."
by Priestess69 April 14, 2010
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