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Blumpkin bagel

Both seasonal and festive, getting a blow job while taking shit while eating a pumpkin bagel.
It was fall and I was feeling festive and frisky but had to shit so naturally I asked my girl for a blumpkin bagel.
by Muffins. August 24, 2022
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Blumpkinpox

Dry cough associated with giving too many blumpkins. 98% of cases involving Greek ancestry
Alexis woke up this morning with a case of Blumpkinpox
by Charlier2 August 28, 2022
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Blumpkin

A pet name for when you are your significant other are so close, in love, and inseparable which maintaining a best friendship as well. The ultimate level of a forever relationship. Can also be shortened to "blumpy."
Gee, I love you so much blumpkin.

Right back atcha, blumpy.
by Blumpy and blumpskin October 2, 2022
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Blumpkin Beer

The mixture of pumpkin ale and chocolate porter or stout beers into one pint.
Hipsters don’t drink Black and Tan, they drink Blumpkin Beer!
by Big D Nick October 14, 2022
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Blumpkin spice latte

noun: a blumpkin administered on a delightfully autumnal day.
The leaves were falling, Taylor Swift was playing, and she gave me a blumpkin spice latte.
by JohnCaleLovesYou September 3, 2023
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blumpkin

Blum pumpkins with blue hues
i went to the pumpkin patch and found a blumpkin for only $10. I had to buy it.
by joliketurtle August 7, 2024
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Blumpkin Seed

When you pass gas while getting head. Similar to a blumkin.
She wanted to give me a blumkin, but I was just gassy so she just received Blumpkin Seeds
by WhatDFaulk August 8, 2024
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