Dry Dave

Similar process to the wet willy, you swab the inside of your asshole with your pointer finger, and then push it into the mouth of your victim.

Ryan: Damn, why’s Jason over there throwing up
Connor: I gave him a dry dave

by Batmanfr March 23, 2024

Dave Bartlett

An old ass pedophile who enjoys midget porn and touching small boys

Being a Dave Bartlett will get you 20.

by Slowam March 30, 2022

Dave Mustang

What you get if Dave Mustaine's mum snagged a Ford Mustang

I'm gonna call him Dave Mustang

by UltimateDoge May 14, 2023

Dirty Dave

When you shit on a chest in a sexual or pleasing matter.

Harry dirty daved Rebecca and she came 69 times out on f the immense pleasure

by BagShitter September 20, 2021

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.

Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."

by Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard March 21, 2024

It was Dave

When something goes wrong in the work place even though Dave might not be there you will always say. It was Dave I seen him do it.

When the titanic sank it was Daves fault

by Night-crew December 15, 2021

daddy dave

An Acronym for “dick appointment Dave does you” and he is usually the better in bed then other daddy’s

Ex. Daddy Steve doesn’t have stamina
Always go with daddy Dave

I’m off to see “daddy Dave” tonight

by Blahblahman2233 May 22, 2019