by jewelsd October 15, 2019
Get the Are you fucking with me mug.Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021
Get the According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. mug.A woman with no ethics who homes in on a recently bereaved man and beds him whilst he's still emotionally vulnerable
That old tart won't leave Mark alone since his wife died. She's a widower's mattress, chasing vulnerable men like him.
by Emma85 February 10, 2007
Get the widower's mattress mug.Phrase coined by Lady Gaga in her hit song Poker Face. Means she's using her pussy (muffin) to con guys.
Joe: Hey Jill, let's hang tonight.
Jill: Nah...
Joe: I'll buy dinner.
Jill: OK.
Joe: Are you gonna put out?
Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!
Jill: Nah...
Joe: I'll buy dinner.
Jill: OK.
Joe: Are you gonna put out?
Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!
by Eddy January 21, 2009
Get the Bluffin with my muffin mug.Wiganed. (verb) - To do fuck all for a prolonged period before being saved by temporary brilliance. Comes from the football team Wigan Athletic F.C being shit all season until they really needed a win and beat Man Utd, Arsenal and Newcastle.
by Bastboost October 1, 2012
Get the Wiganed mug.Extremely loose, wet stool that is induced by drinking too much wine of any variety. Wine Shits are known for their extremely rancid, stench and shit vapors bouquet. The remnant smell of Wine Shits is known to linger for extended periods of time and are most often encountered in office restrooms on Monday mornings after the office's resident wine connoisseurs have been on a weekend bender.
No one wanted to use the Men's restroom on Monday morning. Ron was well known for making his usual early morning arrival and sharing a wicked smelling case of the Wine Shits from his weekend wine bender.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015
Get the Wine Shits mug.The state of being absolutely intoxicated from consuming many more alcoholic beverages than one's body can physically handle.
by bouncedeezy August 24, 2010
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