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Trump Shutdown

The name given to the 2019 government shutdown that Trump named after himself. He decided to destroy the economy, and hold a million federal workers hostage because Mexico wouldn't pay for some stoopid fucking wall in the desert.
Billy Bob: why won't them thar democrats give Mr. Trump no money for his border wall?

Tom: Because he kept saying that Mexico would pay for it, you redhatter incel rube.

Billy Bob: Oh well, that TRUMP Shutdown will teach you Democrats a lesson?

Tom: Not even close, you low IQ rube. It's just gonna get Dotard impeached, and continue the GOP extinction event.
by Littlehandsdonniedotard January 20, 2019
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Donald Trump

by lef,gta,stfe,bfe January 9, 2021
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Turkey Trot Trump Towers

The two Trump Towers located in Istanbul that are deeply symbolic of the powerful gravitational pull of Trump to money, all over the world, to feed his megalomaniacal lifestyle and the bottomless materialistic pit that is his sense of self-worth.
Dancing to the familiar music of rivers of continuously flowing big-ass money, the Real Estate Tycoon in Chief added the Turkey Trot Trump Towers (yes, two!) into his gilded collection of income properties, thanks to his “very good friend who gets very high marks,” President Erdogan who brokered this sweet deal back in 2012!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019
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trump hustle

When you win at something and then the loser gets mad.
Mostly used in reference when the assumed underdog hustles the hustler.

You have trump hustled if you are gambling and beat the house to the point of they won't let you play.
He thought I couldn't play ball untill I trump hustled him. Now he wants to fight.
by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016
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Donald Trump Jr

The act of intermittently squirting little blasts of tainted cauliflower induced diarrhea onto a woman's face while she toung fucks your asshole for six hours. And then making a "Shroud of Turin" style impression of the aftermath to be framed and hung in the study as a receipt.
Steve has really been crushing his Donald Trump Jrs lately. His latest work it reminiscent of early Jackson Pollock.
by Gavrilo'sCheeseSandwich January 22, 2019
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mcdonald trump

Seriously? Nobody has made this pun yet? Well, Donald Trump is a (un)wise man, and McDonalds is unwise to eat. Both are corrupting the American climate.
If McDonald Trump is actually elected president, the population of Canada will double in under 24 hours.
by ManMan36 May 10, 2016
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Trump

Known as the pioneer of slave trading of the 21st century he is currently the 45th president of the United States. His company is named after him ("Trump") which is fueled by pure capitalism and trading Mexican slaves. He is currently building a huge wall to hide his slave trading activities across the Mexican borders. His childish dream of making america great again has caused brain dead-half donkey Americans to be his followers. His supreme reign of terror has just started and it won't end till his little hands have been satisfied enough. Grabbing by the pussy has been his greatest hobby since he was born and his company's slogan.
"As a modern day slaver trader and co-founder of neo-Nazi I admire Trump very much."
by Arkansoul April 12, 2017
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