Political Appearance

When your significant other has a party that will be attended by people that you either don't know, or don't care about. You don't want to go, but you go anyway to safe face and/or give the illusion that you don't hate them.

Wife: "You can't do that Saturday, we have that Scrubs-themed costume party at the Smiths' that evening."

You: "I'll go, but I'm only making a political appearance."

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Coworker (sarcastically): "So, I'll see you at the holiday party, eh?"

You: "I dunno, I overheard my boss talking about possible promotions. I think it's worth at least making a political appearance."

by sm4k December 2, 2010

politics

Yet another technique the government uses in order to separate the human race into different groups and gain control of the population.

elite: Look at those foolish Americans. They'll believe whatever bullshit we shove in their faces. America is already more separated than it ever was before and all we had to do was make up 2 different sides for people to join and have them believe that the other side is the enemy. I love politics

by Dubiks March 20, 2019

political identity privilege

The idea that an individual being a supporter of the Republicans or Democrats can give that individual more power and influence than an individual who is a supporter of a nonmainstream political party or an individual who practices political neutrality, because of the fact that most people will be more likely to respect, listen to, and value the opinion of an individual is a supporter of the Republicans or Democrats than an individual who is a supporter of a nonmainstream political party or an individual who practices political neutrality.

Kenny: I heard that Britany had a disagreement with Dylan because some views of his views about climate change didn’t entirely match the views held by her and certain Democratic leaders. They both believe that climate change is occurring, but, because his views didn’t match her views, she refused to even hear him out as to why he held those views and kept shooting down his ideas as to why climate change was occurring.
Isabell: I know that Britany is very strong supporter of the Democratic party and that Dylan is a supporter of the Green Rainbow Party. Britany doesn’t respect of people’s views on political issues unless the individual is a Democrat. A lot of people listen to what she has to say on various political issues, but they seldom listen to what Dylan has to say.
Kenny: Agreed. It sounds like Britany and some other people’s political identity privilege is showing.

by Vanguard 1998 March 10, 2021

Political

1) Something what Belgians don't understand.
2) Steal money
3) fleeing taxes (only in Belgium and abroad)

Eva: Why are you so rich?
Bob: I'm a political.

by depressed schoolboy May 28, 2021

rheumatoid political adthritis

The painful, debilitating condition that occurs during an election year. The seemingly neverending mud-slinging by politicians that choke up the TV and Radio airwaves.

"A vote for Sam Smith, is a vote for the Taliban."
Dude, I'm suffering from Rheumatoid Political Adthritis.

by mike in the morning October 27, 2010

r/PoliticalCompassMemes

A circle-jerking meme cult that uses anything and everything in their power to repose the infamous LibRight

"All quadrants are based.... but LibRight. F*ck 'em.

r/PoliticalCompassMemes.

by u/Exile4444 October 14, 2021

Political coward

Someone who ensures their opponents are excluded from a political debate before an election. Numerous Republican and Democratic politicians are guilty of this.

Sexy Lady: Hey, why isn't Gary Johnson up there with Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump?!?

Greg: Because they are political cowards. They rig the system so people will forever be slaves to the two-party system.

Sexy Lady: FUCK ME GREG

*Greg fucks Sexy Lady*

by stinkywhitedick October 8, 2017