Elated in a religious fashion mostly found in born again christians and recovering alchoholics. Constantly preaching christian values and quoting the bible.
by xylena June 22, 2006
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the father, the son, and the holy spirit. in other words its jesus, god, and the spirit of jesus christ after he was crucified.
by kyle December 20, 2004
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Get the Jesus wept mug.Reoccurring character on the web site www.rated-q.com. Character is a modified image of Jesus Christ that has been altered using applications available on an iPhone. Zombie Jesus is also referred to in posts where he does not actually appear.
"Did you see the post where Zombie Jesus is recruiting outside of the Olive Garden? Those guys are going to Hell!"
by Rhett Dangler April 4, 2010
Get the Zombie Jesus mug.A highly obnoxious person who never shuts up about Jesus, God, church, or any combination of these. They constantly try to convert people to their religion, and often mistake politeness as an agreement to join their cultish Jesus-freak ways.
A common trait in Jesus Freaks is their total lack of interest in actually following the morals and such of their own religion, even though they pretend to (i.e., lying, adultery, etc). They also believe that Jesus and God make everything better, and anything negative in their lives must be pinned on Satan.
Of course, they only use God and Jesus and religion as a crutch because they can't handle the harsh reality that is called life.
A common trait in Jesus Freaks is their total lack of interest in actually following the morals and such of their own religion, even though they pretend to (i.e., lying, adultery, etc). They also believe that Jesus and God make everything better, and anything negative in their lives must be pinned on Satan.
Of course, they only use God and Jesus and religion as a crutch because they can't handle the harsh reality that is called life.
Jesusfreak: I was reborn in Christ, and now everything is magically better!
Not-Jesusfreak: ...I don't believe in God, jesusfreak.
Jesusfreal: Get thee away, SATAN!
(Bible verse-quoting and holy water-throwing ensues.)
Not-Jesusfreak: ...I don't believe in God, jesusfreak.
Jesusfreal: Get thee away, SATAN!
(Bible verse-quoting and holy water-throwing ensues.)
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