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Enterprise Rent-A-Car

Enterprise Rent-A-Car = bad customer service and shitty salespeople. Each branch is usually ran by some washed out frat boy that had a 0.5 GPA in college.
"Damn, I just wrecked my Jetta in that stupid snowstorm."
"Sucks for you cause now you got to rent a car from Enterprise Rent-A-Car."
"Fuck, shit, piss, damn, bitch!!!!!"
by mwood23 March 11, 2010
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Quiche Eater

One who is not a real man. There are multivarious rules by which one would be defined as a quiche eater, but here are a few:

Quiche eaters like to buy flowers for dates.
Quiche eaters do not look for trust funds and big breasts while dating.
Quiche eaters wear cowboy outfits when they are in the middle of major metropolitan areas.
Quiche eaters do not gamble nor do they idolize James Bond.

If you find yourself under the spell of a woman, chances are you are a quiche eater. Don't look at other definition and think it has anything to do with homosexuality. This is about lifestyle choices that heterosexual men are forced to make.
Jake was busy dating a hollywood supermodel with big gozangas. The date consisted of drinking. He then bashed the woman over the head with a club and dragged her by the hair back to his place. Jake is a real man.

Todd's date consisted of preparing and feeding his woman quiche. He dressed up in his finest cowboy outfit to do this. Todd is a quiche eater.
by BussaBuss July 17, 2010
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Entertainment Tonight

The combination of hole cards in Texas hold'em Poker including a King and an Eight.
When the flop came King-King-Eight, i went all in because i was holding Entertainment Tonight.
by Rowdy Butthole October 28, 2008
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Beef Eater

Someone who eats ass aka A rimmer
Comes from using "beefy" as a description of a fart
Very good to fool people into admiting they rim people without knowing
Hey chris are you a beefeater
oh sure i love a bit of beef... hey what are you laughing at me for
by Jay Clarkson February 22, 2005
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purple penis eater

A female with a propensity for wearing purple lip makeup and a bent for oral sex. Usually accompanied with extreme emotional problems.
I went to a rave last night and ran into a purple penis eater.
by Scrimmy August 22, 2008
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Entertainful

A person\thing\action which is full of entertainment.
"Get a load of me, i'm the life and soul of this party, i'm sooo entertainful" - A Titmuss 4:45am 14/10/2007
by Quasi1 January 4, 2009
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Snake Eater

pvt. Johnson: Man i'm such a little pussy, I wish I were a snake eater like Major Badass over there, he kicks some serious ass.
by Bilbo_Tbaggins April 13, 2016
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