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Oh, Cock

(translation); "Ah, I see events have not taken their ideal course"

uk expression of vexation/mild stomach pain

favourite saying of James May of top gear in event of catastrophe/death/fire
*home explodes into flames*

"Oh, Cock..."
by jnm42 August 19, 2008
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cockshite

Used as an insult, usually towards males. Can be used to describe a person who is perceived to compromise goals. Constructed from cock and shite.

Note it is not used to imply dirtiness, nor is it related to sexual organs.
"My brother is such a cockshite!"

"She told me off and I wanted to tell her she was a cockshite."

"You just know some cockshite is going to buy it before you get there."
by AndrooUK January 11, 2009
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cocksnuggler

One who loves to snuggle cock, whether it be one or several at a time. Can be used to replace any form of the word fag.
"Git ur cocksnuggler ass offa my property!"
by Jezzima December 23, 2008
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Cockswallogy

Jane majored in Cockswallogy in college, but was only able to find a job in porn with her degree as a Cockswallogist.
by Yerac July 18, 2009
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Cocksaw

Using the shaft of the penis to stimulate the clitorisand labia at the same time. In missionary facilitated by griping behind the knees and rotating the womans pelivis upwards. Can be done in doggy position via reach around.
Once I put the Cocksaw on her she greased right up.
by EVIL TURTLE GOD December 18, 2009
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Cockshitter

N. A slang term of endearment used to accuse a straight man of being homosexual.

Note : Not to be directed to known homosexual males.
Example:
Eric: Where's the rest of the pizza from last night?
Lewis: Oh sorry, I ate it.
Eric: Oh you Cockshitter, I've been craving that pizza all day.
by Langevinrox March 27, 2011
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Cockstache (Cock Mustache)

When a female has a guy's balls in her mouth and his dick is horizontal across her face underneath her nose. This overall making it look like the girl has a cockstache or cock mustache.

If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler
How about you suck my balls....my dick is across her face. Hmm how do you like my Cockstache (Cock Mustache)hardy har harrr
by HmmmAwkwardd September 16, 2011
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