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turban sprawl

What you get when muslims start to move into your area and begin to demand special rights or allowances for their beliefs. Turban Sprawl causes There goes the neighborhood! amongst the other neighbors.
Wow, look at all this turban sprawl. They are installing foot-baths in the dormitory now for all the Muslim students that are enrolling.
by kirby3141 March 4, 2008
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TurboTax Timmy

A nickname for U.S. Secretary of the Treasury Timothy Geithner, who used the excuse that he didn't know how to use TurboTax to justify his failure to pay $34,000 in taxes over four years.
TurboTax Timmy controls our tax dollars, but he doesn't even pay his own taxes.
by StoogeWatcher July 30, 2010
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Is your turban dirty?

A form of racism towards an Arab.
Excuse me mr arab man, is your turban dirty?
by Bebbie batch May 28, 2008
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turboskankiness

This is a condition of being deliberately and relentlessly skanky; a trait exhibited by ill-bred women of negotiable morals and insufficient inhibitions.
The women participants on "The Flavor of Love" are the essence of turboskankiness.
by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006
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turb0 b0ner

such a gnar erection that nothing in the world can make it go away.tehc0ckz0r
Dude i can't get up...some one will see my turb0 b0ner.
by Chr1s LooHAN! October 4, 2005
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turbopants

Shockingly, derived from the separate english words "turbo" and "pants." Together this combination yields a description of an adorable girlfriend who can both be exquisite and elegant, yet at the same time fall out of her chair and have trouble walking from place to place.
Look at that beautiful girl walking down the... OH NO, are you ok there turbopants?
by Mikey January 19, 2005
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Turbotville

An aboslute craphole of a town in Pennsylvania with only a bank, a farmstore and a greasy spoon. Easily the worst place in the northeast to live. Only has about a pop. of 500 and half of them are either old or products of incest. Amish are abundant, and many people are obese.
"Where you from man?"
" Turbotville."
-pitying look-
by qrrbririel March 3, 2011
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