Pull a Wild Tiger

(verb): To invite a girl you like to your home. Then, when she goes to the bathroom or into another room, to remove all of your clothes and sit on the couch with an erection so that, when she returns, the woman is faced with a choice: run away screaming or go straight to having sex.

This technique, despite its obvious risk, has the advantage of letting you quickly determine whether a girl is down for whatever and freeing up your night if she isn't up for fun. Plus, the universe rewards bravery.

Vince: So what happened with Lisa last night?
Mo: It was going slow, so I pull a wild tiger and then we boned like mad.

Neighbor: Why was there a woman running down the hall screaming? Did you go wild tiger again?

by djpoolboy February 21, 2011

saber-toothed tiger

Like a cougar, but older. Whereas the term cougar refers to an attractive, seductive woman in her late 30s and up, a saber-toothed tiger is an attractive, seductive woman in her late 50s and up.

A Saber-toothed tiger is also referred to as a "smilodon".

"Check out that cougar by the bar, man! She has been eyeballing me all night."
"Cougar? She's older than cougar, bro. That right there is a saber-toothed tiger."

by osirusr September 23, 2011

Pet the baby tiger

Something that is acceptable to ask at a safari themed waterpark but absolutely nowhere else.

Brett asked where he could go pet the baby tiger, the receptionist gave him a weird look and cautiously asked for the managers help.

by Butter Baron May 1, 2015

Akula The Tigershark

A furry who hates Major Cloog and also writes poorly videos. (Not tryna hate)

EX: Is that, Akula The Tigershark?

by tutorialnlost November 22, 2022

eye of the tiger

In beer pong, the initial shot that will decide who starts the game, similar to a coin toss in football. While throwing this first ball both opponents must be making continuous eye contact. whoever makes it starts the game.

yo that eye of the tiger did not count, tommy looked away at pam's breasteses

ok then redo!

by Neapolitan Dynamite January 7, 2011

crouching tiger hidden ninja

while giving a girl the schocker (2 in the pink one in the stink) you lift her up and sit her down in a chair. Quickly remover your hand and ejaculate on her face. The while she is in shock of what just happened, crouch down and karate chop, once in the vagina and once in the face. Then shove your penis back in her mouth.

I was going away at her with my fingers and knew I was going to climax soon, so I gave her the crouching tiger hidden ninja to let her know who is in charge. Then however, I decided to go one step further and give her the strawberry shortcake. She was flailing on the ground and I could hear her dad coming up the stairs to see what was going, so I peaced the scene out the window. Thats when I seen her mother...

by Tiner Chen April 21, 2009

tiger blood

the blood that runs through the veins of charlie sheen, allowing him to bang 7 gram rocks and finish them because that's how he rolls. WINNING DUH.

effects of having Tiger's Blood: makes one think they are a magical warlock or a bitchin' rockstar from Mars.

I have one speed, i have one gear, GO! because i'm me, i'm different. i have a different brain, a different heart. I got tiger blood man

by h8 lyfe March 18, 2011