The Ass Reflex Test

A test that tests the reflexes of your ass

Did you do the ass reflex test?
Yes my ass's reflexes are very fast

by ASaShA November 9, 2010

Jungle Bar Test

A way of testing the competence and or greatness of an individual that usually involves traversing a gauntlet of tasks put forth by the proctor of the test. Failure to complete the Jungle Bar Test would normally result in a revoking of social privileges and or life. Completing the Jungle Bar Test will result in the fulfillment of your wildest dreams, and or the gaining of originally unobtainable street cred.

"bra i don't care what you say you did, only way to prove anything is to take the Jungle Bar Test. Then shit be testified ."

by Dr. Strange-Love February 21, 2012

Spaghetti Test

A test in which you throw moist panties against a wall and/or ceiling. If stuck, she has successfully passed the test and is DTF. If it does not stick, continue foreplay and repeat test every 5~7 minutes as necessary.

"Give me your panties, I need to conduct the Spaghetti Test"
"Bro, I couldn't get her to pass the Spaghetti Test so I had to leave."

by JEpher July 14, 2015

Vagina Test

A way of ranking ladies on a pass or fail system based on the hypothetical state of their poontang.

If theres a chick who is attractive but is also with a lot of guys, picture what its like behind her fly:

Soft Clean Canyon = Pass
Moldy Bat Cave = Fail

Dude #1: "Jamie is Hott"

Dude #2: "Yeah but she's such a cock -loving whore and compeltly fails the vagina test"

by Rexperience January 7, 2010

Pregnancy Test

accident indicator

Woman: my pregnancy test came out positive

Man: ive made a mistake

by Cobruh August 10, 2016

anal dilatation test

An physiological test to detect recent forced opening of the anus. Used chiefly on by police to tell if a suspect has placed contraband in their anus, or if a child has been sexually abused. The buttocks are spread lightly apart by to see if the anal sphincter opens after or with the spreading of the buttocks. If so, anal breaching has likely occurred.

As part of his recording contract, Justin Bieber has to pass an anal dilatation test. This time when he bent over in front of the doctors and lawyers, a doctor disappeared! Bieber got a D+, for that one.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 4, 2010

Waffle House Test

The act of placing ones penis on someones face in order to determine if they are too drunk to go to Waffle House.

Jon : Is Spencer too drunk to go to waffle house?
Douglas: I don't know.. lets test him...
Jon: Ok... waffle house test?? (Jon places penis on Spencer's face and as Spencer doesn't respond...) Yeah, he is too drunk.

by Ginger_Balls August 7, 2011