Soft Molly

Jerking off and almost climaxing before instantly turning soft, due to your sister's loud singing in the hallway.

"My sister totally turned me flaccid during my fap-time, this time it was a Disney song. That's my third soft molly this week!"

by squidge winkle August 6, 2011

Soft soaped

One who ejaculates when the penis is flacid i.e Soft soapin

"Man that bitch was so hot I soft soaped"

by Ty Baker November 5, 2011

Soften the Cheese

Performing favors for a compatriot in order to receive desired attention often involving alcohol.

Ryan wouldn't invite me to his going away party until I soften the cheese with a new bottle of bourbon.

by Squach June 1, 2012

Sofalite

Someone who conducts the majority of their socilaising from the comfort of their own sofa, using social media and SMS.

"What are you up to?"
"Just sitting on the sofa chatting to some new friends on Facebook"
"Why don't you get off your ass and go meet some actual people. You're such a sofalite

by Steadinski May 14, 2013

Sofiabella

The most amazing person you will ever meet.
Full of joy and annoying at ALL times.
Loves cats and dogs.
Is not that outgoing and usually is not pervy.
Has an "interesting" personality.
Makes friends with the oddest, and the most amazing friends, especially ones named Alex who is perfect and so amazingly amazing.

Steve- Who's that girl?
Joy-I think she is a Sofiabella.
Steve-How do you know?
Joy- By her personality, of course!
*Alex walks in*
Alex-She's Sofiabella, the most amazing person you will ever meet. *walks out*
Steve- SOFIABELLA HI I WANNA BE YOUR BIFFLE

by Percy Jackson the Demigod July 8, 2013

sofia de solo

Clumsy, falls over everything and cant hang

Guy 1: falls over branch

Guy 2: haha you pulled a sofia de solo

by Wakaflockastain October 30, 2013

Soft Scoop

An absolute fucking boring idiot
(plain, boring, useless)

'he/she is an absolute soft scoop'

'stop being such a soft scoop'

by rob93 February 13, 2014