by Funguyman September 04, 2017

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 19, 2025

No matter how long a string of anal beads are,...the NEED-BEAD is the very last bead that must "NOT" be inserted. The NEED-BEAD must be left out to insure retrieval of the remaining beads.
Accidently put the NEED-BEAD all the way in...Of course it got stuck, so we banged and I got it out later.
by Sick Em D October 25, 2022

The kpop version of "you need Jesus".
Takes its name by the singer Hong Jisoo (part of the group Seventeen), a good Christian born on 30 December 1995, in Los Angeles (California).
Also named Joshua, the boy, on Halloween of the year 2015, wore a priestly costume, giving birth to this phrase.
The legend tells that if you say "you need Jisoos" at 3:00 AM, in front of your mirror, Joshua Hong will appear to bless you.
Takes its name by the singer Hong Jisoo (part of the group Seventeen), a good Christian born on 30 December 1995, in Los Angeles (California).
Also named Joshua, the boy, on Halloween of the year 2015, wore a priestly costume, giving birth to this phrase.
The legend tells that if you say "you need Jisoos" at 3:00 AM, in front of your mirror, Joshua Hong will appear to bless you.
*Jun does a sexy move*
*all members of SVT start to scream*
YOU NEED JISOOS
*Hong Jisoo appears* Bless you, man.
*all members of SVT start to scream*
YOU NEED JISOOS
*Hong Jisoo appears* Bless you, man.
by JisooSneedsme October 30, 2017

A statement used when someone is provoking you to fight; used with someone you don’t like that is getting on your nerves.
Marley: I really don’t like you
Zakiya: Ho do you need that? (Do you want to fight?)
Marley: oh we can go right now.
Zakiya: Ho do you need that? (Do you want to fight?)
Marley: oh we can go right now.
by kkdixon December 23, 2024

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 02, 2025

by I Need A Bug! September 25, 2021
